The Death of Windows XP

Oddly, an error message popped up when I started up my laptop today:


It was shortly followed by this one:


-1 to Microsoft.

Fun error message generator here.

The Death of a Comedian


You know what I have to say about the death of George Carlin?

s**t, p**s, f**k, c**t, c********r, m**********r, and t**s, man.

Phrase of the Day

Absofuckinlutely gobsmacked.

Submitted by Limahl from Kajagoogoo.
As in: [when I was kicked out of the band] I was absofuckinlutely gobsmacked!