...well, we've already got a Eurovan and a New Beetle. A hacksaw, an acetylene torch, and some duct tape and we can modernize this baby!!
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...well, we've already got a Eurovan and a New Beetle. A hacksaw, an acetylene torch, and some duct tape and we can modernize this baby!!
I saw these today and I would so totally buy each one if someone were producing them.
Image from johnonolan
Here's the blog post where I saw it. Good collection of shirts besides these.
Image from johnonolan
Here's the blog post where I saw it. Good collection of shirts besides these.
Going to see Patti LuPone and Mandy Patinkin tonight. "My name is Eva Peron. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Not wrong
Friday, April 10, 2009
9:20 AM
by bill
My 6 yr old says "It's called Good Friday because there's no school."
I didn't see it live, but I wish I had. The ultimate Rickroll!!
For more information about Rickrolling, click here.
For more information about Rickrolling, click here.
A little late, but as yesterday was Halloween, here are a couple of pictures from the neighborhood.
Some people had scary pumpkins on the porch:
Some had scary spiders on the roof:
But, this house had the scariest decoration of all:
All pictures taken with the new camera, by the way.
Some people had scary pumpkins on the porch:
Some had scary spiders on the roof:
But, this house had the scariest decoration of all:
All pictures taken with the new camera, by the way.
Is it just a coincidence that former Republican Senator Jesse Helms and Bozo the Clown both died on the same day? Were they in fact....the same person? Arguably.
RIP, Bozo.
Disclaimer: okay, they didn't actually die on the same day. Bozo died 7/3 and bozo died 7/4.
RIP, Bozo.
Disclaimer: okay, they didn't actually die on the same day. Bozo died 7/3 and bozo died 7/4.
I, like you, get a large amount of spam emails. I don't open them, but I do glance at the subject lines. Some are obnoxious, some are offensive, some are unintelligible. There is another category, though - the ones that make me laugh. Some are word usage/choice, some are kind of naughty, but they all make me crack a smile.
Here are a collection of spam emails currently in my "junk" box. (Subject line only, unless otherwise noted.)
As spam seems destined to continue into eternity, I anticipate this being the beginning of a series, so stay tuned.
Here are a collection of spam emails currently in my "junk" box. (Subject line only, unless otherwise noted.)
- Super beverage for increasing man birth organ!
- Our fake watches are truly amazing
- Update your penis (what - to version 2.0?)
- No more complains! Only big duck.
- Heavy armor for your organism
- Shizzle my nizzle now
- utter and complete domination now possible (mwah, hah, hah, hah!)
- 4th of July savings on BIG, beautiful cherries! (Is this spam, or legit? It's actually from Harry & David - the fruit by mail people)
- Sperms of endearment
As spam seems destined to continue into eternity, I anticipate this being the beginning of a series, so stay tuned.
You know what I have to say about the death of George Carlin?
s**t, p**s, f**k, c**t, c********r, m**********r, and t**s, man.
Absofuckinlutely gobsmacked.
Submitted by Limahl from Kajagoogoo.
As in: [when I was kicked out of the band] I was absofuckinlutely gobsmacked!
Submitted by Limahl from Kajagoogoo.
As in: [when I was kicked out of the band] I was absofuckinlutely gobsmacked!
Taxes are due when?
Crap.
Crap.
And, just because...
A guy driving a hearse, talking on his cell phone.
My first thought was - if he gets in a crash, at least we know where to put him.
My second thought was - just who is he talking to?
My first thought was - if he gets in a crash, at least we know where to put him.
My second thought was - just who is he talking to?
Now that Bill Parcells (nickname: The Big Tuna), has been named VP of the Miami NFL team (the Dolphins), isn't there a Dolphin-Tuna joke out there somewhere? Unfortunately, it's eluding me.
Ladies and Gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, Bono on voice and Edge on banjo! May we present - Vertigo!
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