I, like you, get a large amount of spam emails. I don't open them, but I do glance at the subject lines. Some are obnoxious, some are offensive, some are unintelligible. There is another category, though - the ones that make me laugh. Some are word usage/choice, some are kind of naughty, but they all make me crack a smile.
Here are a collection of spam emails currently in my "junk" box. (Subject line only, unless otherwise noted.)
As spam seems destined to continue into eternity, I anticipate this being the beginning of a series, so stay tuned.
Here are a collection of spam emails currently in my "junk" box. (Subject line only, unless otherwise noted.)
- Super beverage for increasing man birth organ!
- Our fake watches are truly amazing
- Update your penis (what - to version 2.0?)
- No more complains! Only big duck.
- Heavy armor for your organism
- Shizzle my nizzle now
- utter and complete domination now possible (mwah, hah, hah, hah!)
- 4th of July savings on BIG, beautiful cherries! (Is this spam, or legit? It's actually from Harry & David - the fruit by mail people)
- Sperms of endearment
As spam seems destined to continue into eternity, I anticipate this being the beginning of a series, so stay tuned.
