Ellen and I have a number of prints on the walls in our bedroom. Tonight Stewie was in there with me and he was asking me questions about some of them. One of them is a picture of the lighthouse at Neil's Harbour, in Nova Scotia, where Ellen and I went on our honeymoon. This is the conversation that ensued:
Me: Mommy and I have been there. We visited that lighthouse.
Stewie: Were we there?
Me: No, it was right after mommy and I got married.
Stewie: But where were we?
Me: You weren't born yet.
Stewie: But where were we?
Me: Waiting to be born.
Stewie: Where is that?
Me: I don't know. The place where babies are before they are born.
Stewie: The dentist's office?
Me: Mommy and I have been there. We visited that lighthouse.
Stewie: Were we there?
Me: No, it was right after mommy and I got married.
Stewie: But where were we?
Me: You weren't born yet.
Stewie: But where were we?
Me: Waiting to be born.
Stewie: Where is that?
Me: I don't know. The place where babies are before they are born.
Stewie: The dentist's office?
