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From Dave Walker's CartoonChurch.com. Be sure to check out the blog.

Don't Surf Naked

Back around Christmas time I noticed weird things happening with my computer. Nothing that I could put my finger on, and nothing that happened regularly. Just the occasional "burp". Then, right after Christmas, I tried to Google something. Instead of going to Google, I got a message that the computer was trying to download an "application/octet". No matter what I did I couldn't get to Google. It was more of an inconvenience than anything else at that point. I tried deleting a couple of recent applications and even did a system restore. That worked for a little while, but then, wham!, back to the "application/octet" download. Eventually I tried going to other search engines, and when I would click on a link I would get redirected to other websites.

Realizing at this point that something was definitely amiss, I began to look for help. I came across a place called www.techsupportforum.com. I followed their instructions, posted some scan logs, and waited for help. I was ultimately helped by tetonbob, who helped me determine that there was a trojan on my machine, and together we ran and analyzed some system reports (ok, I ran, he analyzed). In a couple of days the infection was gone and I was good to go.

Or so I thought. About two hours after our final post, I ended up opening a new thread, as my homepages appeared to be redirecting. Tetonbob got involved again, determined that the malware files were still there and ran some more diagnostics. Over the course of the next week and a half, it seems like all I did was download a diagnostic tool, run it, post the report, and wait for my next instructions.

Ultimately, we determined that the computer was "clean" and I could go about my business. But, it took me two weeks of work that I could have spent doing other things, trying to rid my computer of stuff that shouldn't have been there to begin with. At the end of my first post, tetonbob posted a really good list of things to do to keep your computer secure. Take a look at that post here. (everything after "Now that your system is clean...")

And, keep in mind that I was running Anti-Virus software from my ISP, as well as Ad-Aware. It was Spybot S&D that first caught the infection. So, I wasn't surfing naked. But now it's like I'm wearing one of those turn-of-the-(20th)-century all over bathing outfits. Hopefully I'm better protected now. Thanks, tetonbob!

Guess Who Found Mom's Makeup?

Breaking New Year's Resolutions

I had my first experience where I had to catch myself with regard to my New Year's Resolution the other day.

I have been looking at mp3 players, and I wanted to have a hands on look at a couple of them - the Creative Zen, and the Zune. Circuit City carries both, so off I went. I found the mp3 players and started looking them over, only to discover that the two I wanted to look at would not power on. After standing there for 10 minutes, trying out the others on display, a sales associate finally came over to see what I needed. I explained my dilemma, that I wanted to compare players, but the 2 weren't working. Instead of offering to hook them up to an auxiliary source, he said, "Well, it depends on what you're looking for." Then to add insult to injury, another associate came over, stood behind me, and carried on a conversation with the first one as if I wasn't even there. I walked off, and left the store.

When I caught up to Ellen (at another store), I said, "Oh, I hate Circuit City!" I quickly caught myself and restated it: "I find that the customer service at Circuit City is not very good, and their use of rebates rather than discounts isn't very customer friendly. I prefer to shop elsewhere."

And retail management wonders why people like to shop online.

I'm still looking for an mp3 player, though.

The Weirdest Thing I Saw Today

A guy driving a hearse, talking on his cell phone.

My first thought was - if he gets in a crash, at least we know where to put him.

My second thought was - just who is he talking to?

Network Solutions Sucks

I have had my share of websites that I have set up, or helped set up, and I have always used Network Solutions to check the availability of domain names. I've done that because I trust(ed) NetSol as they were the first registrar of domain names, their customer support has been good, and I believed that I wasn't going to get screwed when I visited their site (except for price, which is why I don't register with them anymore).

Well, it turns out that NetSol is registering the domain names that people have been looking up, thereby denying them the opportunity to register the name somewhere else, at a quarter of the cost, in a process called "front-running". Bastards.

Their "official" line is that they are protecting their "customers" - the people who are looking up the availability of a domain name. In reality they are blackmailing people into using their service. If you look up your domain name on NetSol, then go to GoDaddy to try to register it, it will show as "unavailable", and owned by NetSol. The only way you can get that name is to go back to NetSol and register there. NetSol says they hold the name for 5 days, after which it is released. I'm lucky, in that most of my websites are church sites and the pace of permissions in a church is rather slow, so by the time the request has been approved more than 5 days have passed.

Still, it is an unethical practice, and I will stop recommending Network Solutions to my clients as a possible domain name registrar and web host. Better still, I think I will tell them what NetSol is doing, and let them make up their own minds.

Read more about this here, here and here.

Round Two

Too close to call in New Hampshire!! I love it!! I love races that take it down to the wire. For most of the evening the race between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama has been too close to call. Although, in the last couple of minutes the news outlets have given the state to Clinton.

On the Republican side, John McCain is the winner, with Mitt Romney second, and Mike Huckabee third. The good news there is that Romney didn't win again! Let's keep that trend going.

So, the salad course is over. Now a quick sip of wine (Nevada caucus, and South Carolina primary), before we delve into the main course - Super Tuesday, Feb 5.

And the Race Begins!!!


Today is Iowa Caucus day!! The first actual voting of the 2008 Presidential Campaign. I admit it - I'm an election junkie. I'll stay up until the wee hours on election day, and I love watching the primaries, at least early on when the candidates are still up in the air. So, I'm not to fussed that the Iowa Caucuses got moved up until today.

At 8:00 I turned on the TV to watch with all the talking heads to see what was going to happen. I was watching MSNBC, 'cause I think Keith Olbermann is great. He was joined by Chris Matthews, who speaks in ALL CAPS. Of course, right off the bat there was nothing to report. That didn't stop Norah O'Donnell. She was throwing facts and figures and percentages left and right. Naturally, what she was saying didn't match the graphics that were being shown over her shoulder. I had a vision of a frustrated tech guy in the control room trying to figure out which graphic Norah was going to talk about next, and get that up on the screen. I have a similar experience with one particular person in our diocese when I'm running her powerpoint presentations. She's done it to me two out of two times. But I digress.

So, Mike Huckabee (who?) wins for the Republicans, and Barack Obama wins for the Democrats. The sad part is that it doesn't really matter to me as I will be supporting whoever the Democrats pick. I don't want four more years of this bullshit.

Of course, the Iowa Caucuses don't really mean a whole lot either. It's like the appetizer before the banquet. It starts the meal, but really doesn't have an effect on the main course. Still...

On to New Hampshire (Tuesday)!!

Dog Goes to the Vet

So Ol'Leghumper went to the vet. Doc says he (the dog) might be a Black Lab/Golden Retriever mix. He is currently 30 pounds, and is expected to double in size. And he's 12-16 weeks old. Ellen figures it's closer to 16.

New Year's Resolutions

I don't usually do New Year's Resolutions. I don't see the point, as I never keep them, and why wait until January 1 to try to be a better person?

That being said, here are my NYR's.

I want to be more patient. Especially when I am working, my patience starts wearing thin. I want it done, and done now. And heaven forbid you interrupt me when I'm working on something. (Although I do tend to lose my train of thought easily, and it takes me a little while to get back to where I was. But maybe I'm making excuses.)

The other NYR is more internal. In true Buddhapalian (is that a word? - it is now) form, I want to practice right thought. I have been thinking that I use the word "hate" too much. As in, "I hated that movie", or "I hate mornings". It's really just a meaningless phrase, the way I'm using it, but I don't want to practice using it anymore. It would be better for me, and more accurate to say "That was not the best performance from that actor, and I found the plot hard to follow", or "I find it difficult to wake up in the morning." It's going to be a hard change, as it's so ingrained, so I'll allow myself two exceptions - when it's associated with "beets" or "the dog".

Happy New Year.