no more bedhead

A guy walking down the street carrying a two-liter bottle of Mountain Dew and a turtle.

In Hyannis, Massachusetts

Is it just a coincidence that former Republican Senator Jesse Helms and Bozo the Clown both died on the same day? Were they in fact....the same person? Arguably.

RIP, Bozo.


Disclaimer: okay, they didn't actually die on the same day. Bozo died 7/3 and bozo died 7/4.

I, like you, get a large amount of spam emails. I don't open them, but I do glance at the subject lines. Some are obnoxious, some are offensive, some are unintelligible. There is another category, though - the ones that make me laugh. Some are word usage/choice, some are kind of naughty, but they all make me crack a smile.

Here are a collection of spam emails currently in my "junk" box. (Subject line only, unless otherwise noted.)

• Super beverage for increasing man birth organ!
• Our fake watches are truly amazing
• Update your penis (what - to version 2.0?)
• No more complains! Only big duck.
• Heavy armor for your organism
• Shizzle my nizzle now
• utter and complete domination now possible (mwah, hah, hah, hah!)
• 4th of July savings on BIG, beautiful cherries! (Is this spam, or legit? It's actually from Harry & David - the fruit by mail people)
• Sperms of endearment

As spam seems destined to continue into eternity, I anticipate this being the beginning of a series, so stay tuned.